Yes, I want to post an awesome pregnancy announcement on Facebook.
I want to receive those words of "congratulations" when we post that first-ever ultrasound.
I want those high fives and hugs from people.
I want my wife and I to sit down on the front porch looking at baby names on the internet.
I want us to try our best to combine both our names into the baby's name.
I want to say "Finally!" on my Twitter account.
I want to decorate the spare room in the house into what we see in the movies.
I want to go shopping for a crib and make sure that it blends well with the baby blue walls.
I want to be asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?".
I want to say "As long as the baby's normal then we are fine."
I want the wife to ask for a hard-to-find food.
I want to go out of the house in the middle of the night to look for that food.
I want to swap stories with my father friends and get tips on how to change diapers.
I want someone to inherit my Legos and basketball cards.
I want people to stop asking.
I want to touch the tummy of my wife and feel the baby kicking inside.
I want to hear the wife do baby talk while saying hello to the baby every morning.
I want to stroll around the park holding the hand of the wife with the baby in tow.
I want those sleepless nights.
I want to come home from work and find that everything is going to be fine in my life.
I want to pick out a cute Halloween costume for the little curly one.
I want to see if he'll get my eyes or my wife's lips.
I want to put up our child's Christmas stockings.
I want to pretend I'm Santa Claus and sneak around the house with gifts.
I want a creative Christmas card family portrait.
I want to pick out godparents with my wife.
I want an awesome pregnancy photoshoot.
I want an even better baby pictorial.
I want to hear baby talk.
I want to smell our baby's armpits.
I want to throw awesome kiddie-themed parties.
I want a slap on my face to wake me up on a Saturday morning (not from the wife).
I'm really not asking for much, you see.
I just want that too.
But if that doesn't happen...
I want this too:)